I was recently in Yellowstone on a road trip with some friends. My buddy picked this place for breakfast because it was literally right next to the motel they were staying in.
Yeah, it's a pizza place normally but they serve breakfast. How hard can it be to cook up a reasonable breakfast? Nigh impossible based on my experience here.
Walked in and sat myself, my friends were already there so I took a separate table. I ordered a number 2 I think, which was 2 eggs, 2 sausage, toast, and hash browns. Water to drink because I don't drink coffee.
We had a table of 4, a table of 3, and a table of 2 for our group. While I was waiting for my food I noticed every time the server brought some food to a table (we were the only ones in the place), he had to ask who had what. Come on man, that's Server 101. If there's only 9 people in your place, you should know who got what.
Took an exceedingly long time to get my food. Come on, eggs and hash browns? My food finally comes and the eggs were OK, not great, but the broke one of my yolks. The hash browns were like over-friend potato chips. Just a pile of hard, crusty, potato shreds. Hash browns should be golden and crusty on the outside, moist and soft on the inside. They were almost inedible. I only finished them because I needed the fuel for a big day of riding I had coming up.
So I finish my food and wait for my check. and wait. and wait. and wait. Finally i walked to the counter with money in hand and asked if I could pay. They had to scramble to find my check. I paid and got the hell out before they tried to serve me something else.
Inept service, slow service, and bad food. Sorry, I know it's a family owned business and it's just a couple people trying to make a living, but if you're going to do it this poorly, don't bother.
Breakfast isn't usually difficult. Denny's sucks, but at least they can manage a decent breakfast. Even fast food joints do a better breakfast. We were a group of 9 people and not a single person was happy with it. Maybe next time I'll see if their pizza is any better, but for sure, skip the breakfast.